After being horrified by the quality of information about body modification on Tumblr, I had to try to fix the situation. I am not a professional piercer or tattoo artist, however due to my spirituality, I have been extensively educated about body modification in almost all aspects. This blog is dedicated more towards EARLOBE stretching and piercings however. I'm not well versed OTHER piercings being stretched, but I do know some things so don't hesitate to ask I'll do my best to answer or try to guide you towards better information.
Only high quality jewelry, and high quality info will be found on this blog! :) That's my promise to you.
Questions are more then welcome, no question is "stupid" so don't worry. Submissions are always more then welcome, they are appreciated!
dealing with fucking 12 year old’s stretching their ears with screws was fun and all for a while, (sarcasm there, going to keep pointing it out since a lot of you don’t seem to be that bright) but then getting hate from shit wads sort of ruined it.
I hope you ass holes are happy. Seriously, when I said “this is why people are not nice” I was being serious, this is why people are not nice.
I usually volunteer, run community groups, and help people in my day to day life. I’m a very nice person. I also never once even disclosed a detail about my life, that is why that 20 year old loser couldn’t even tell “if I was terminal” (seriously? you’re going to say that to someone, seriously? wow what a cunt, apparently your mother and father didn’t smack the crap out of you enough, spoiled twat) or not, since I said NOTHING about it besides that I was stopping the blog for a while for the reason of being sick, that was all. I never mentioned how sick, why, or anything. Ever. even on my personal blog. Ever. EVER.
However I feel no need to help any of you fuckers anymore.
to the hand full of people who where nice, good, glad you exist, but I’m getting TONS of hate mail. Why? because I got sick of people ignoring my post that I purposefully left on the front page with no asks before it so people would see it, and sending me, not only asks that I’ve answered already in my FAQ, but also asks that I’ve already answered from other people, I mean, you aren’t even bothering to check the damn blog. I like to sign in to Tumblr and check my other, non-work blogs, that aren’t exhausting, and getting asks is exciting, isn’t it? we all like seeing that little number go up next to the envelope. Well it gets old when it’s always some fuck head who didn’t bother to read ANY of your page, the FAQ, the previous asks, the post saying you aren’t active, ANY OF IT. It’s ANNOYING. If you cannot imagine that, then sorry TV rotted your fucking stupid brain.
so since you can’t be bothered to check, think I should run an UNPAID blog “unless I’m dying” according to some ass holes, and since you are largely a bunch of jackasses from what I’ve seen except for, hmm let me count, maybe 7 people? then you can let your ears fucking rot and die. I will think of it like the tribes in Africa, where the elders have big healthy ears, and people with torn or screwed up ears are considered fools because they where impatient and didn’t listen to their body. So when I see a dick wad with blow outs or bloody silicone plugs in bragging about how “hardcore” they are because stretching “hurt so much” but they “took it” then I’ll just know you are a fucking idiot, and I should avoid you.
Congrats! you just fucking chased away someone willing to give you free advise. I don’t care anymore. I really don’t. I’m not promoting anything, I’m not doing anything, I’m shutting the blog down.
Check the FAQ if you aren’t a cunt and you have a question. Sorry but I have to turn off asks entirely or it wont work. And since so many people have wished me health (that was sarcasm, most of you have wished ill upon me, to you I say I hope you get gangrene that spreads to your face and you die a painful death) I feel confident that leaving this blog unattended will result in lots of good things. (also sarcasm, I’m pointing it out since a lot of the haters seem to be fucking stupid.)
You’ve all made very good points, though none of them where based in reality. So, without further ado…
Hahahaha, watching you whine about being sick and not getting anon love is awful, but interestingly funny in a sad way. One of two options: you're over exaggerating for attention from the internet. Or you've come down with something terminal, and are still looking in the wrong place. Great blog, but chill out. Your name-calling makes your situation much much less believable.
okay… first of all, please point out where on this blog I “whine” abut being sick?
and also why would you wish someone ill? seriously you are a fucked up person.
I’d love to see you deal with the amount of asks I get, plus you know, HAVING A FUCKING LIFE, and not get annoyed. I have a job I get you know, PAID to do, and once again, I’m not discussing my health on here, I mentioned it in passing that that was the reason the blog was on hiatus. Similar to telling your boss “hey I can’t come in today, I’m sick” except this is something I’m dealing with long term. Did I mention more? no. Will I? fucking no, get off my damn blog bitching about shit I didn’t say. Show me, please, where I “whined about my health” in any way that isn’t me saying fuck off to all of you for ignoring the post about the blog being on hiatus? which, as I mentioned, was probably well into getting over 500 asks, I have 288 in my inbox now from you guys. Once again, that is only since I STOPPED DELETING THEM, which I was doing using a MASS EDITOR and was still too time consuming, so I just gave up and left them.
People who have no fucking clue and do nothing and are freaking useless sure can whine about nothing. I see your 20, fucking young ass kid probably older then most of my audience, don’t you have a job or something you should be caring about? I’d normally be ignoring this crap, but I just think it’s so funny now, so I’m taking some of my “relax” time to bite back at some of the ass holes who are so fucking ungrateful that they bitch about me being on hiatus rather then anyone being a decent human being. Be a dick, fine, I don’t give a shit, but when you are a dick TO someone, don’t be surprised when they are a dick back at you. That is like slapping someone in the face, then whining and crying when they slap you back being like “waah waah why did this happen mommy! my poor face!” Fuck your face, you fucking slapped someone. You provoke someone, you get back lash, I’m sorry if you didn’t learn that in 20 years of life, apparently that was insufficient.
I love how stupid fucking people don’t even bother to check the damn page to see what is up. You just showed me you are a fucking moron. Enjoy sucking at life.
Wow. I don't look at your blog a lot, I guess it doesn't show much on my dashboard because you haven't been on - But I am SO SORRY that stupid jerks are being so inconsiderate! I hope you get better ASAP my dearest and don't let selfish people get you down. that blow up was totally accounted for and I hope that got the fucking message across to people! get well soon
thank you. you officially rock. see this? ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ this my “you rock” face.
How can you make an earlobe more flexible/stretchable? My right ear stretches just fine and is currently at 22mm, but my right ear is stuck at 18mm and no matter what it won't stretch further ):
I was nice and posted before about how the blog was on hiatus for personal reasons, namely my HEALTH.
I love how I get constant fucking asks, about shit that is answered ALREADY on the main FUCKING PAGE of the blog, that I carefully wrote, or found, or tagged for you dumb ass mother fuckers to find, and you still GODDAMN SEND ME FUCKING ASKS ABOUT THIS SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Now why am I snapping?
well this is about the 400th questions, EASILY, I’ve gotten since I posted that I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR RETARDED QUESTIONS UNTIL I AM WELL!
Did anyone send in a “hey thanks for helping us out, hope you get better soon”
Not a single one
let me reiterate
I spend my precious time, helping you stupid mother fuckers (my tact is gone, this is how I feel, enjoy it dumbass cause chances are if your ear is fucked up you did something stupid do it) and when I’m sick, not A SINGLE ONE of you STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS writes me to even say “hey, hope you get better, thanks for all the advise”
no, just keep sending me your dumbass fucking questions. Questions that are answered if you bothered to look at the goddamn motherfucking blog for 2 seconds.
and to answer your question, your ear probably wont stretch cause you’re a fucking moron who went from 18g to 7/16ths in 2 months and thinks is fine. I don’t give a fuck about your fucking ear. Tear it, have to have it removed, fuck yourself.
All the stupid information on your dumb fucking questions is answered on my fucking blog. Read it, and fucking leave me alone
And if any of you have any fucking decency AT ALL to be like “hey, wish you where doing better” it’s a bit fucking late for that, but it would be nicer then “hey I used a screw to stretch my ear and now its all full of puss and swollen, durrr, why?” when that just makes me want to say “rip it out by force that will fix it, you dumb mother fucker” and let Darwinism take its course.
ENJOY, FUCK FACE, do some fucking reading or fuck off and lose your goddamn earlobes for all I care. You’d think with all I’ve done to try to help you fucking morons, probably most of you too fucking young to have piercings let alone stretch, that at least one of you twat wads could at least wish me health, but no it’s just useless whining and IDIOTIC question after IDIOTIC question no matter how many times I politely tell people “Sorry, I’m sick, I’m not attending to this blog now”
I applaud you, sir or madam. I would get a little annoyed too after a while, mainly because whenever I have a question to ask, I always go to the FAQ page to see if it's there. Seriously people, stop blasting him/her for saying what any person who runs a site feels.
Thank you dear.
I’m still getting annoying cunt fuck asks though from ungrateful twats. I’m about to delete the fucking blog and let people destroy their own ears. I never even mentioned my health before besides to say “I’m taking a hiatus for health reasons” or something to that effect, then like 4 months later to say “fuck off stop sending me fucking asks, I’m sick and not dealing with it now” >.> I do not get it. Now I’m getting BLASTED with hate mail.
Seriously. I used to spend about 10 hours a week on this blog. I have been thanked twice, maybe 3 times, all in the past week because I mentioned that no one even thanks me. I have gotten dozens of hate mail.
Directed towards haters:
This is why there are no fucking nice people in the world, ass holes (not directed at the “asker”) because when you are nice, you get this fucking shit from ungrateful twats. tear your ears I don’t care. People are telling me I should be running this blog unless I’m dying, are you fucking kidding me? Pay me then, fucker, and maybe, MAYBE, you can say something so horrible to someone. Seriously, how do you sleep at night talking like that to someone? fuck yourself and die. I’ll sleep fine cause I know just who that is directed to, and the world would be better off without you shit holes.
The blog is for piercing and stretching, not piercing and stretching, and feeling sorry for ourselves. If you have medical issues, i am very sorry. But that's not what I come to this blog for. If I wanted that, I would go to your personal tumblr. You really should try and practice even a little bit of professionalism. It's embarrassing.
read the fucking FIRST GODDAMN PAGE
I didn’t post any personal shit, that post is very old. I’ve been getting asks for literally months. Also I’m not a professional, and no where claim to be. I’m just very knowledgeable, and frankly sick of dumb lazy fucks like you who don’t bother checking the first page that I put all this effort into to give intro information so people don’t have to ask questions about everything. Not my fault your parents raised you to be such a dumb lazy fucktard.
also apparently you need to read, since you didn’t seem to get the first post starting this, or the post that I posted MONTHS ago about my health issues taking me from the blog.
since I’m sick of dealing with a coward, and have no respect for cowards, I’m turning anon off. You can feel free to continue to harass me for being pissed that people don’t fucking read my front page or any of the hard work I did or thank me for my work that I do not get paid to do but volunteer to do to help people. Let me remind you, in case your parents didn’t teach your spoiled pre-pubescent ass, I was not put here to fix your problems, you lazy pussy mother fucker. Enjoy sucking at life, as I doubt I’ll hear from you again, though I have a feeling I know which dickwad you are. Probably the only ask I answered and blew up at.
just FYI, you know how many asks I have on this ONE blog I run, since I posted that, not counting ones I deleted, because I used to just delete them. 288. 288 messages, just counting the ones in the past month or so since I stopped deleting them because it was so much work. I’d like to see you be in my place and not be pissed. Actually no I wouldn’t, cause I’m not such a fucking dick that I’d wish sickness and “surrounded by selfish ungrateful twat infestation of asks” on other people. Besides, seems you already have selfish ungrateful twat disease, and it’s pretty advanced. My condolences, there is no recovering from that.
"Questions are more then welcome, no question is "stupid" so don't worry. Submissions are always more then welcome, they are appreciated!" When did you become such a jerk? it's not our fault we have questions.
what? did I hear something?
Sorry I don’t hear anything from ball-less cock suckers who use anon to hide behind because they are too pathetic to speak up using their user name.
I believe my post answered “when I became such a jerk”
and like I said, if you don’t even give a fuck about anyone else’s well being, let alone someone who constantly provided a FREE service for dumbasses like you, thanklessly, then you can fuck yourself and have your earlobes removed from tearing them because you can’t be bothered to read a few pages online. Enjoy being a dickless ball-less jack wagon.